why do i always fall for the bad boys *thinking about Lord Farquaad*
me, making a phone call: god i hope they don’t answer
but have u ever felt homesick for a person
another vine comp with more of my faves that would have made the first one way too long
I’m gonna keep reblogging these until I can fill a museum with their greatness
i honestly think humans are getting funnier
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
Beyonce really said “ten times out of nine I know you’re lying” like yas queen of improper fractions
I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit
wait a sec is that
a hair in the cheese
oh my god is that
a doge in the hair
WAIT
What is this.
In the doge’s eye
Could it be?
I THINK IT IS
Oh my days there iS A BURGER IN THE EYE OF THE DOG IN THE HAIR IN THE CHEESE IN. THE. BURGER.
THAT’S A WHOLE LOTTA HOOPLAH
